The Theocracy of Chocolate Reign is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 11.153 billion Chocolationians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Chocolate Reignian economy, worth 194 trillion Chocolate Bars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,469 Chocolate Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Chocolate Reign City Film Festival recently voted 'Chocolationians Getting Hit By Football' as best film, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, tax avoidance is a serious affair, and parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chocolate Reign's national animal is the Baby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chocolate Reign is ranked 96,173^rd in the world and 8^th in Memeverse for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 254.21 on the Clooney Contribution Index.